Audrina Patridge's Hot Bikini Pictures From FHM UK

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Here is Audrina Patridge in various skimpy bikinis looking ridiculously hot in April's FHM UK. Yup, she is soulless, with vacant eyes, probably dumb as rocks and I am not even sure what she sounds like, but if Audrina Patridge could keep doing this bikini thing on beaches, that would be great. Mostly because my penis will do anything a skinny brunette with big tits and a flat stomach tells it to do. And partly because...wait...nope that's it. The first big tits and stomach thing. That is definitely it. Am I crazy or is her boobs bigger this year? I am not a fan of boob jobs, but this chick has an inviting rack. Anyway, these Audrina Patridge bikini pictures from FHM magazine are so damn hot. Seriously, it must be rough work being a pretty girl with big boobs. I mean, people giving you a shitload of money for doing absolutely nothing, except not wearing clothes. That is a tough life isn't it?

To me, that's the great thing about this Patridge chick. This IS pretty much all she does. While all those other twats in Hollywood run around talking nonsense, pretending they are designing lines of various ugly, useless shit, and otherwise making asses of themselves by acting like the world gives a fuck what they think, pretending to be something they are not, and purposely trying to stir up publicity. Audrina Patridge just shows off her tits, smiles for the camera, and answers her interview questions and go home. This one just seems so...tolerable when compared to the rest of those fame whores. I rather like their nipple slips and pantyless upskirts but they are just too annoying in general. Not Audrina though, I don't think I have ever heard her speak and that is a very good thing. Wait a minute, magazine's usually do interviews, right? Ah crap. Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Audrina Cathleen Patridge (born May 9, 1985 in Los Angeles, California, U.S.) is an American reality television participant, best known as one of the cast members, along with Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Whitney Port, on the MTV reality show The Hills. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Audrina Patridge In Sexy Red Dress At Bardot Night Club In Hollywood

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Here are some pictures of Audrina Patridge an her hot legs at Bardot in LA and holy fuck is she ever smoking hot. Audrina Patridge was spotted partying at Bardot nightclub in Hollywood Thursday night with a few friends. We all know Audrina Patridge has some of the worse looking fake ever but in these pictures she actually look pretty hot. Sure she is stacked with silicone or saline or what ever they are using to stuff breasts with in Los Angles these days. But never the less, she look good in her strapless dress which probably made all the boys drool as she meandered around the bar showing off some serious legs. Season 5 of the popular show "The Hills" returns next Tuesday evening, so look for the stars of the show to be whoring it up in front of the paparazzi in the next few days. Audrina kept her part of the bargain with this red dress more suitable for a desperate prostitute trying to make this months rent. Regardless, her hotness level is undeniably high in these shots.

Yup, she meandered in a short strapless red minidress teamed with a pair of silver strappy heels and stacked to her neck. God damn she look so fuckable here. Not really sure what she did but certainly better than usually. Probably my hatred of Frankenboobs is over blown, but I know my hate will return as soon as I see a ripple. Sometimes fake tits look decent but the thing is they always feel like shit. No matter whether it is silicone or saline (silicone feel a bit better) and no matter if they look kinda good, implants feel gay. Titty fucking is almost completely out of the question. Anyway, earlier in the day Audrina was spotted out and about in Los Angles filming scenes for her MTV Reality show The Hills. Joined by Stephanie Pratt and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth, Audrina hit up the Bleu clothing boutique in search of some new clothes. Don't know if she got her come fuck me little red dress then. Did I mention she look damn hot? Click on pictures to enlarge.

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Audrina Cathleen Patridge (born May 9, 1985 in Los Angeles, California) is an American reality television participant, best known as one of the cast members, along with Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Whitney Port, on the MTV reality show The Hills. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com